Cast your mind back to 1999. Bill Clinton is still president, having survived getting impeached over that whole Monica thing, every computer programmer and systems administrator is working overtime to make sure the Y2K bug doesn’t destroy civilization, and Ricky Martin is livin’ La Vida Loca. And a young(ish) me is sitting in a movie theater watching a preview for a movie called Being John Malk
ovich and thinking, That doesn’t look like any movie I’ve seen before. I have to see it!
And indeed I did to see it on opening night, something I never do. And the movie was, in fact, like no movie I’d seen before. I had never seen a movie so inventive and audacious and downright hilarious.
If by some chance you haven’t seen the movie, here’s the premise: Craig Schwartz, an ambitious but poverty-stricken puppeteer in New York, lives with wife Lotte in a tiny apartment they share with many animals (Lotte owns a pet shop, and takes her work home with her). Craig gets a filing job working for a mysterious company that occupies the 7 1/2th floor of an old office building. After developing a fierce crush on Maxine, an attractive but gleefully cruel woman who works on the same floor, our hero discovers a mysterious tunnel that is in fact a portal that sends him into the mind of John Malkovich. After being inside Malkovich’s head for fifteen minutes, Craig is spat out onto the grass beside the New Jersey Turnpike.
That’s the premise. That’s what we start with. And it only gets weirder from there, with Craig and Lotte competing for the affections of Maxine, who is attracted to both but only when they are inhabiting Malkovich’s body. And there’s Craig’s boss, a sex-obsessed old man who is actually centuries older than he appears. And John Malkovich himself, who takes the portal into his own brain and experiences… well, you have to see it for yourself.
Welcome to the world of Charlie Kaufman, the most original screenwriter in American film in the past thirty years. Kaufman is a genius at coming up with a ridiculous idea and following it through various permutations to a conclusion that is perfectly logical and highly nonsensical at the same time. For Malkovich, he is joined by director Spike Jonze, whose sensibilities mesh with Kaufman’s perfectly, giving us a movie that takes us through the heights of absurdity so compellingly (and hilariously) that we have no choice but to go along.
Part of the absurdity is in the casting. For his leads, Jonze selected John Cusack and Cameron Diaz, two of the most attractive and glamorous stars of the age, and then had them play the roles in dowdy clothes and unkempt hair. For Maxine, Jonze cast then-unknown (well, at least unknown to me at the time) Catherine Keener, the perfect choice to make gleeful malice seem sexy. There’s also Orson Bean as the creepy old boss, Mary Kay Place as his hard-of-hearing assistant, and — oh, yes — John Malkovich in the role of a lifetime as the hapless actor John Malkovich.
In my essay on Brazil, I noted that you can get away with much more darkness in a comedy than in a drama. And Being John Malkovich is as dark as a comedy can be without an actual body count. All of the characters, apart from Malkovich himself (and possibly Elijah the chimp), are completely amoral self-centered sociopaths who have no moral qualms about using Malkovich’s body for their own purposes. Craig and Lotte, in particular, are perfectly willing to throw each other under the bus in order to gain favor with Maxine (behavior which Maxine seems happy to encourage). In the hands of lesser artists, such obnoxious characters would make the movie near unwatchable. (And if you haven’t seen the movie, you may wonder why you’d want to spend two hours with such jerks.) But Kaufman, Jonze, and the cast manage to make the characters — well, not likeable, perhaps, but at least relatable. Stuck in dead-end jobs and unhappy lives, how can they pass up an opportunity to spend a few minutes as the glamorous actor John Malkovich? (And of course much of the humor comes from the fact that these experiences are utterly mundane: Malkovich rides in a taxi. Malkovich takes a shower. Malkovich orders bath towels.)
Much of the genius of the movie is in the details, the perfect little jokes that push the movie forward like the surging waves that propel a boat. Such as Bean’s character being convinced he has a speech impediment because his assistant doesn’t understand him. Or the performance by a rival puppeteer of Belle of Amherst using a 60-foot marionette of Emily Dickinson that enrages Craig. Or the fact that no one can remember what movies Malkovich has been in, except for “that jewel thief movie,” though he is adamant that he has never played a jewel thief.
Enough. If you haven’t seen Being John Malkovich, you owe it to yourself to see it. If you have seen it, then you owe it to yourself to see it again. And as for Charlie Kaufman, we’ll visit with him again in the next installment.


I went to see it that summer, and my verdict was: Ehh…


